The film “Petulia”, directed by Richard Lester, was released in 1968 starring Julie Christie and George C. Scott. It was based on a book written by John Haase titled Me and the Arch Kook Petulia. The following is a compilation of excerpts from the book. An eight act adaptation that has been shaped into context to illustrate the unconventional passion and dynamic between Archie and Petulia.

“Bleeding woman and bleeding man. All the plots and counterplots. The ploys and counter ploys. Drowned in sexuality, two young virgin animals.”